RUSHING! KILLER SPAM SCAM PORN FLOOD INCOMING!

Hold on tight, folks, because a massive tidal wave of spam is about to slam down on your email. We're talking atrocious amounts of phony emails packed with sick porn. These scumbags are trying to cheat you out of your hard-earned money, so be totally vigilant. Don't click on any images in these emails, and report them immediately. Stay safe out